ProRape, The Anti-RapeAxe Device
What is RapeAxe?
For those who have not heard, a man in South Africa invented a device called the RapeAxe. It is an anti-rape device that is worn by the female inside of the vagina like a tampon. The inside of the device is lined with barbs which stick into the penis upon insertion, causing great pain and requiring medical attention to remove.
This device may prevent rape, directly and indirectly, as well as put rapists behind bars.
Unfortunately, it seems that there is no shortage of inventors who are also enthusiastic rapists, perhaps as a side gig or a hobby. This product prompted the invention of an anti-RapeAxe device, or anti-anti-rape-device or simply a pro-rape device, appropriately named the “Prorape”.
Enter the Pro-Rape
The device is essentially a thick sleeve that goes over the penis like a condom. It is made from a material impervious to the barbs of the RapeAxe and features an outer layer of bumps that are designed to ‘reflect’ the barbs of the RapeAxe.
Although the ProRape is an engineering marvel, I doubt we’ll be seeing it on the hit TV show Modern Marvels anytime soon. Nor will we see this device lined up on the shelves of pharmacies, featured on Amazon.com, or Wal-Mart.
The Silver Lining
Although the ProRape sounds like it might be a bigger flop than the MD player, there is a silver lining to it’s release. And I don’t mean the literal silver lining that coats the grooves between the reflecting bumps which help prevent puncturing of the material. I mean the release of the anti-anti-rape device may have potentially prevented a global shift in raping procedures.
ProRape Prevents Global Shift in Raping Procedures
In some parts of South Africa, where the RapeAxe is being used rapists have already begun a new trend to avoid the effects of the RapeAxe device. “Just do anal rape” says the popular, convicted rapist, Forrest Hentry. Since no rapist can be sure the woman is wearing a RapeAxe device, most rapists are now knocking at the back door.
But with the release of the ProRape, rapists can now go back to their original methods with little to no worry of barbed penises.